Dear T
I have this little blog, it is mostly about St. Paul and about real estate, and once I wrote about socks. It isn’t always easy to have such a blog and sometimes I need help, but we won’t go into that too much.
I asked Dear Abby for help several times with blog posts, and with the demented commenters who spew on my blog. Then I discovered that there is no Dear Abby for bloggers. So now I am on a mission, to fill that gaping hole. Just call me Dear T, but say it softly I have a headache, from listening to other peoples problems. I don’t know what I am talking about most of the time, but it doesn’t matter because no one else knows what I am talking about either.
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I have previous experience as Dear T. For several years I acted as an employee advocate in a large, mindless money grubbing, heartless, greedy corporation. I listened to peoples problems all day long and provided solutions. Most of the time they solved their own problems but thought that I did. Which was nice because I got to keep my job which paid an obscene amount of money, yet left me feeling cold and empty at the end of the day. I left the job after five years, when I started it I was tall and blond and had legs up to here. By the time I left I was the short dumpy person you see before you today. The nervous twitch went a way a few months after I left the job and it took awhile, but my hair all grew back. I still have the nightmares, even when I am awake but the pills and the shock therapy really help with that.
If I can help, which I can, please leave a comment on this post or contact me at: Teresa(at)tboardman.com. Please keep your problems limited to 1000 words or less and they should be blog or at least real estate related. I hold real estate licenses in MN*, state law prevents me from giving legal or tax advice. In general I am not responsible if my advice causes you to make a career limiting move. If you take my advice and your wife leaves you keep in mind that she probably would have left you long ago and has just been waiting for an excuse.
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Dear T, was released onto the Internet about 10 months ago. She gave advice to bloggers and then disappeared for several months. Some say she was hiding until her hair grew back, others have suggested that she was thrown off the Internet. Larry Cragun talked her into coming out of hiding. We can only assume that Larry has his reasons, and is prepared to clean up the mess.
*Also a MN Real Estate Brokers License, MN fishing license, Notary license, International Drivers License, and a MN drivers license.
October 26th, 2007 at 9:18 am
Welcome back Teresa Abbey. Relief is just a question away.
October 27th, 2007 at 1:21 am
Dear T,
I have a dream about a girl…I’ll write it like it’s a poem.
It goes like this:
It’s finally night, I crawl into bed.
We lay…not touching.
Your head on the pillow,
Smiling up at me.
I reach to embrace you,
so long since we’ve touched.
Restless, I awake and look
around me…
to find a pillow in my arms,
a feather on my lips…
and I realize I was only dreaming.
Searching my my mind, I see you again,
Up ahead, In a mist.
You turn, smile and extend
your hand.
I reach out and touch you.
Arm in arm, we walk together.
My life begins again,
In a mist.
So….Dr T.
Am I OK?
Can you give me any advice?
I’m almost afraid of the answer.
Dennis
October 27th, 2007 at 1:52 pm
Dear T, my blog only has a page rank of 2 and it is keeping me up all night and giving me an inferiority complex. My neigbhors site has a page rank 4 and her site is really rank. I just dont know what to do. could you please help me? signed.. real rank.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:35 am
Dennis - you are like so many others I have met through my blog. You can’t read very well now can you? I did say that the advice you seek should be real estate related or blog related. Now go back to your blog and write some posts. T has a headache and I think some more of my hair fell out.
I think Dear T would rather answer Mr. Page rank 2’s question with a post.